What Can YOU play?

Now I pose a topic that will get some converstaions going. What insturments can you play? (Technically, everyone can play anything, but its a matter of playing it right). I am a guitar, violin, and piano player, but I havent had a piano lesson in ages.

Eh,...i used to be a violen player.....but i never practiced at home so lessons were wasted

=( i regret it now tho.....